420 ftw
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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