How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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