Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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