He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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