you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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