I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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