so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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