yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
God I need to hump something, right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
