I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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