What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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