I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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