Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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