well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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