my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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