hell yes lets make some ravioli
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
there is glitter all over my balls
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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