You smell like stripper and shame
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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