My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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