dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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