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She just used a chaser for red wine.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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