So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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