how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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