we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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