My brain says no but my pants say off.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Every concussion has its silver lining
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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