Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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