A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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