Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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