I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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