If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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