Dual....:-)
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i dont even know how to be here
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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