It's like God shit irony all over that family
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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