I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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