What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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