But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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