I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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