You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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