You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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