In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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