tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I am full of burrito and curiosity
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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