So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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