Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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