So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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