i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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