Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I deserve this hangover.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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