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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

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  Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

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  Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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• (510): View more from California

  Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?

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• (914): View more from New York

  my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.

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• (562): View more from California

  Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

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