Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize