craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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