No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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