But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Can i not drive my cunt home
Me too!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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