i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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