pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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