Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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