Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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