dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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