another moral hangover. fuck.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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