I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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