Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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