Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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