The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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