I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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