He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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