jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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