Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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